I know, I know – that’s like a slug asking the Queen of England to pause for just a second and take a look at the slime trail it just made for her.
The best I could hope for is a form rejection. I’m sure she doesn’t even read her inbox. Some poor intern gets that privilege and maybe they won’t laugh too hard at my query.
Ah, but you know what? Now that I just queried one of the biggest agents in New York, the rest will be easy. I hope. 😉